I’ll admit it. I’m fashionally challenged. My main outfit is chinos and casual dress shirts (which means usually anything that has buttons up the front) for work with weekends seeing me in t-shirts and whatever is clean. I am ripe for a reality tv show to come swooping in and humiliate me.<\/p>\n

But I do know when an outfit looks obviously, horribly wrong on someone. Which gives me the right to bitch about it.<\/p>\n

On the weekend, Sharkboy and I were walking by The House Of Lords and spied a group of hairdressers loading up a car outside the shop. They were all dressed like rockers: graphic tees, spiky hair, studded belts, “dirty” extremely low rise jeans. I’m not adverse to this style; I actually like it. It reminds me of my youth. However, one particular Scissorhand stood out: he was slightly pudgy (again, who am I to complain, right?) and was delegated the one to do all the heavy lifting. As we walked by, he finished putting a big box into the back of their car, leaning far to get it in there. And in doing so, his tight low rise pants gave up the modesty ghost and revealed a lot more than I think the pudgy rocker\/scissorhands bargained for.<\/p>\n

Black cheap underwear, grey waistband. Enough material above his waistband and across his ass showing that when he stood upright, chubby buttcheecks closed in on the fabric. Trapped gitch in his crack. <\/p>\n

There are things I know I should see that will change my life: the true unfiltered media from Iraq, the actual ice caps melting from mountains, horrific natural disasters to tweak my generosity gland. I do NOT need to see some plump hairdresser’s underwear bunch up on him when he’s getting sweaty moving boxes. If you have some compelling need to show the world your underwear then why not just walk around in your underwear? And if you do show it off, then please please please spend more than $2 on a pair of under garments. God, a name brand at least! <\/p>\n

People. Low rise jeans on a man showing ample underwear\/buttcrack is as pretty as capri pants with sandals on a man. No no no no. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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