Remember my failed lyrical ode to underwear showering guys? You don’t? Was it that bad<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Anyway, apparently Anderson Cooper scrubs his nether regions while covered in boxer briefs<\/a>. <\/p>\n

But he neeeeds to, you understand. Because he’s a celebrity and those cell phone cameras are everywhere. Especially the shower.<\/p>\n

As an update: we’ve encountered yet another underwear shower guy, but this one makes the words “peek a boo” his mantra. He ensures the waistband is purposely, exactly half way down across the crack of his ass. The same with his towel. This is no accident, people, he does this with intent. Like a geisha giving her client a glimpse of the nape of her neck, this guy wanders the locker room with his bum half out at every step of his travels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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