For our Easter breakfast, we decided to go to Mimi’s Breakfast<\/strong> on Bathurst (under the Oak Leaf Spa) but we were turned away.<\/p>\n

Rather rudely.<\/p>\n

We found Mimi’s from 10best.com<\/a> and thought it sounded nice. We were attracted to the “kitschy”. <\/p>\n

When we got there, no times were posted on the door and yet I could see people inside past the dusty toys lining the window. I pushed open the door to be greeted by a thick dirty black curtain blocking off the alcove to the restaurant. Loud folk music and a strong waft of pot hit me like a hammer as I pulled back the drape. Standing in the front of the cramped “diner” was a short woman with shorter hair, in flannels, cutting potatoes. In her craggly mouth a cigarette hung precariously over the cutting board. Since she was in full view of the front window, I was a bit shocked that I had missed that obvious violation of health codes when we walked by.<\/p>\n

“Mumumuuh!” she said past her cigarette, Bob Dylan singing over her.<\/p>\n

“Huh?”<\/p>\n

“WE’RE NOT OPEN!” she bellowed.<\/p>\n

“Sorry, man!” I said and turned. <\/p>\n

My last glimpse of the space was another woman coming from the back looking like I was there to rob the place: eyes wide in fear. I then realized the space was kitschy, but in a bad way: dirty; cramped; and judging by the kind, heartfelt response of us walking in on them because they left the door open an hour before they were open, absolutely no fun at all.<\/p>\n

So regardless of how “trendy” you may hear or think Mimi’s is, remember my little tale of smoking over food, rude ejection and stoner culinary delights. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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