Sung to the tune of Georgie Girl:<\/em><\/p>\n Hey there! Underwearguy! Hey there! Underwearguy! Sung to the tune of Georgie Girl: Hey there! Underwearguy! Standing in the shower still wearing your gitch Dont you know that we can still see your junk I guess religiously hiding your dick can be a bitch. Hey there! Underwearguy! Why do you always wear your y-fronts while you wash? Don’t you realize your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":430,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9WjY-lz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/430"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.deadrobot.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nStanding in the shower still wearing your gitch
\nDont you know that we can still see your junk
\nI guess religiously hiding your dick can be a bitch.<\/p>\n
\nWhy do you always wear your y-fronts while you wash?
\nDon’t you realize your elastics are shot and we still get flashes of your ugly cock?
\nDon’t flatter yourself you’re not a prize
\nSo shed those big diapers and don’t be shy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"