I’m in a fishbowl. At least that’s what my eyes are telling my brain.<\/p>\n

Saturday I got my first pair of bifocals. Actually they’re ‘progressives’ – no lines to make me look 100 years old. That means when I’m lazily watching TV and not keeping my head at a certain angle to the screen I will suddenly realize that I’m squinting at the fuzzy image. And then sit up straight like a good boy.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure I like them. I know it’s going to take a couple weeks to get use to them (they also bumped up my stigmatism perscription) and for now I look like I’m nodding “yes!” to zone in on the correct head angle to get the focus right.<\/p>\n

Kids. Don’t get old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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