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What would good dramatic movie lines be like if they had a fey-like comedic interjection, much like Stephen Stucker’s character, Johnny, from the movie Airplane!<\/em><\/p>\n

I think it would go something like this… doodley doo doodely doo doodley doo…<\/p>\n

300 <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Leonidas: Spartans! Eat hearty your breakfast! For tonight! We! Dine! In! Hell!
\nJohnny: Are we going to Olive Garden?!<\/p>\n

Babel<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Richard: [To other tourists.<\/em>] You leave, I’ll kill you. I’ll kill you!
\nJohnny: Oh sister! You couldn’t kill Britney Spears’ career!<\/p>\n

Children of Men<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Theodore Faron: I can’t really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can’t remember when anyone else did either. Because really, since women stopped being able to have babies, what’s left to hope for?
\nJohnny: Oh honey, ditch the skirts. I’ll show you life after labia.<\/p>\n

Sophie’s Choice<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Sophie: When you live a good life, like a saint, and then you die.
\nJohnny: Oh lord! You sound just like my mother! God rest her glue huffing soul!<\/p>\n

Planet of the Apes (1968)<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

George Taylor: Doctor, I’d like to kiss you goodbye.
\nDr. Zira: All right, but you’re so damned ugly.
\nJohnny: Excuse me Miss 6 O’clock shadow? You’re no prize either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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