<\/a>Next on Fox: When Buildings Bite Back!<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m loving how CityTV is fearmongrelling this story. Yes, a sheet of 4ft x 4ft ice falling from the Skydeck would be dangerous but the way they’re reporting it, the Tower has become a knife weilding crazy person holding the city hostage. Best line from a reporter about falling ice in general: “If you’re downtown today, keep aware of tall buildings!” Thanks.<\/p>\n

You know, if we had a Superman, they’d just fly up there and melt the ice with their eyes. Or a Spiderman would just “fzulpptptt!” the falling pieces with his web goo. Or if we had a Wonder Woman, she could deflect the falling bits with her wrists. Alas, this city is heroless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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