One of the comment spams my Akismet\/Spam Karma combo just caught was entitled “Ass Parade”.<\/p>\n

Daydreaming at my desk, I’m seeing streamers and flags coming out of rosy, hairy cheeks as the sun beams down on an excited and happy crowd! Children clamour around the parade barracades, hoping to catch candies tossed from the anuses (anii?) of the strolling foam rubber asses. Gaily coloured butts on trucks float by with a summer laziness as this year’s Ass Queen waves gently to the crowd. Oh and look! Here comes the marching band! Strike up a rousing tune for us! Toot! Toot! Is that Flabby Flat the Ass Clown? The crowd laughs hysterically as Flabby Flat trips over his own dragging bum and spills treats for the kids into the street.<\/p>\n

I better get back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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