Joan would leave semi-empty cans of Coke everywhere around her house
\nOnce we put a whole case of Coke cans into her dryer as a gag
\nJoan introduced me to The Sparks with Kimono My House<\/em>
\nOnce she lit her hair on fire with one of those pear shaped, cheapo restaurant candles
\nJoan was the smartest, yet unpretentious person I knew in high school
\nJoan called us theatre fags but yet still hung around us
\nOnce she kept playing Mexican Radio<\/em> by Wall of Voodoo when the acid started to kick in
\nOnce she complained that she was being treated by us like “one of the guys”
\nJoan dressed the way she wanted
\nOnce we made fun of her when she got a boyfriend
\nJoan’s mom was cool<\/p>\n

The last time I saw Joan was when I told her I was gay. She lit a cigarette and said “So?” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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