I’m gone to Montreal to see the In-Laws and get some prezzies. We here at Deadrobot Heavy Industries wish you all a happy and healthy holiday, whatever you celebrate!<\/p>\n

Amy! Good Gorrilla! Kiss! Amy Kiss!<\/em>
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\nOh lord, who sat me near the ape?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hush Shelly, please get along. It’s Xmas!<\/p>\n

She smells like straw and ape pee.<\/strong>
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\nAmy! Hit! Amy eat shell! Amy break!<\/em><\/p>\n

Bring it, Neanderthal!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ah me. The time for people to come together. Shelly, put down that fruit cake… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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