<\/a>CuteWithChris.com<\/a>. My niece Emma turned me onto this site and I bless her heart every moment I can. <\/p>\n

So far I’ve watched 5 episodes of CWC and as far as I can glean, Chris concerns himself with evil Pandas (Not to be confused with regular commenter on DR.com, Evil Panda<\/a>), a pixie happy talking plastic horse and all your dead dreams. I’m not sure what the demographic is of this site but I can assure you that female teens and over-thirty gay men will love this site, for what I call The SpongeBobbiness of it. It’s innocent, yet camp. It tweaks your “cute” gland and then punches you in the irony gland every so often with Chris’ tag line “All your dreams are dead”. <\/p>\n

Go now and watch the holiday episode! It has the best cat barf on an Xmas decoration video ever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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