You’re in a dank cave and suddenly a dragon rears it’s scaly head and comes at you. You raise your magical sword and start hacking. After a few good slashing blows, the dragon looks like it’s only just begun to fight, so you toss the damn sword at the monster.<\/p>\n

It’s Match Point. Your opponent is staring you down from across the net. You need to win this to prove to the world that you can be the best in the over 30s circuit. You lob the ball into the air and throw your racket across the net.<\/p>\n

Fisihin’ time! They’re biting too! Quick! Get your rod and throw it into the lake!<\/p>\n

Would you do any of this? Then why is Nintendo taking responsibility for the straps on their Wii controllers and offering a recall?<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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