Take a look at this Beefcake shot…<\/p>\n

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Now we all admit to loving looking at ameture cheese porn. Admit it! We love looking at people exposing themselves in more ways than one. We love tearing into these images like a box of Cocopuffs with a diamond ring in it.<\/p>\n

Undies shot, check.
\nHot bear bod, check.
\nHot boots, check.
\nUnder the hot boots… What’s up with that chair? Butch? Old lady??
\nAnd finally, the shiny precious throw over the table behind. By this point I’ve moved far past the erotic and well into the “bitter bitchy”.<\/p>\n

To be fair, I had this up on my Bear411 profile for a week or two:<\/p>\n

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…And it wound up being used in a comedic video clip, played at the campground (and possibly for a tv pilot). I was glad someone ‘got’ the joke but the video was showcasing the futility of online profiles, much like what I’m doing here.<\/p>\n

The comedy snake eats itself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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