Billowy breezes met me as I walked into the lobby of my office. A blast of cool air pummeled my near-sunburnt scalp during my ride up to the 5th floor. <\/p>\n

Then the doors of the elevator open to hell.<\/p>\n

The AC konked out some time over the weekend and baby, it’s hot in my cube right now, on this, the hottest day of the year so far. The fax and graphics server are running (so far) and are creating a nice pocket of heat that the 4 of us have to bathe in. Thank god for Costco’s sale on Right Guard. Four fans are pushing air around like Britney Spears shuffling a baby in her lap, driving away from the paparazzi. I can hear the chips in my computer getting crispy around the edges. I am Shvitzing. Like I’ve never shvitzed before. <\/p>\n

Oh yes. Mark my word here for all to see. There will be another power outage to this fair city of ours. I predict it!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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