You’ll probably kill me for this but I found some pics of you in the last year or two. Why you let me even turn on the damn camera is a mystery.<\/p>\n

\nShark! Boy, on the Beach!<\/p>\n

\nElfish, Halloween 2004<\/p>\n

\nIf life could be summed up as a shore excursion, then being with him is like climbing Dunns River Falls.<\/p>\n

\nHelmeted for his own good<\/p>\n

\n$10 says this pic doesn’t stay up here longer than 9am, Friday May 26th.<\/p>\n

\n…but this one will stay. He likes wigs.<\/p>\n

\nSee?<\/p>\n

\nHere’s to you, you sexy mofo! I loves you something feirce!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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