Hey. Tell it to me straight...
Is he real?


I mean, in the last month I admit I have
been a bit in denial. I just want to keep my
sanity intact, right?


I don't want therapy. That's coo coo shit
and they may wind up giving me more crazy-assed pills.


You can tell me! I've never stuck a fork in you so
you know you can trust me, pal!


Holy fuck.
I'm talking to the toaster.


Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.


You think that's bad...
Wait 'till you've had a heart-to-heart with me.
.



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