I felt no anger or resentment, no festering rage at such seeming injustice, at such a seeming non-life, for the question "Why me?" only begs the question "Why anyone?" and the interior world I began to inhabit was not a landscape of fear and stress and acrimony but one where a recognition of my frailty and mortality fed a kind of strength." --Ben Watt, Patient

Holy Good Christ eating a Pogo! So nice to see you too. What the hell is wrong with you? I got a Staph infection all over my face. Comes with a lowered immune system. Gross!! Hey! What? Why is there toast everywhere? My roommate--in love. Your roommate is in love with a baker? No. He's in love with the toaster. Ah. That's kind of sick. Metal on metal? Eh? The roommate...he's a robot. ... Right. A robot. Really! Thought it was weird when I first met him but it's true! Come look at his room! It's empty. Well yeah. He's a robot. He needs nothing but a wall socket. And a loaf of bread.

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