SharkBoy: What do you suppose Bear Grylls is doing right now?

Me: Drinking pee!

SharkBoy: I would think he was jumping out of a plane…

Me: While punching a tiger!

SharkBoy: …or something.

Me: I bet he’s crocheting a picture of a tiger getting a punch as he jumps out of a plane!

SharkBoy: While drinking pee.