Does This Tramp Make My Room Look Big?

Resorts! There are so many in and around Walt Disney World! And I’m here to tell you exactly which one to stay in.

Wait, what? Well actually I’ve only stayed in one. The same one for both trips.

Okay I’m not an expert, I admit it, I can’t say which one is better that the other. Nor can I offer cross category reviews based on room types. But I will tell you why it’s better to stay “on property” than in a cheap motel off the I4.

Remember when I said that Disney is shockingly expensive? It’s no lie. A decent room in one of Disney’s value resorts, in off peak times will still cost you somewhere in the vicinity of $1500CA for two, for a week. If you want to stay in one of the “Big 5”, namely the resorts that have been around the longest? Expect somewhere around $4000CA/week.

So the draw to stay off property and drive in can seem like a deal. However there are a few perks that trade off that cheaper cost in terms of convenience, vacation experiences and time.

Transportation: Other than the ultra-cool monorail, or water taxis from some resorts, Disney has an extensive free bus system for resort guests that criss-cross all the parks. While you may have to wait a few minutes for a particular bus or it might stop at one or two other stops before your destination, they’re pretty frequent and reliable. One thing though, you may want to either leave whatever park you may be visiting a few minutes before the last firework goes off, or gird your loins with extra patience because at the end of the night, buses can get a bit busy. All front desk concierges can offer schedules and routes.

While we’re on it, buses from the airport to your Disney resort are free. If you’re American and travelling on a participating airline, you don’t even have to wait for your luggage off the carousel. Disney tags it and bags it and has it at your room after a couple hours after you check in (make sure your carry on luggage is packed with what you’ll need for that time without your bags). I’ve never used it but I hear it’s a really high energy party on the coach from the airport to your hotel – everyone excited and bouncing off the walls. As opposed to depressed when the buses take you back to the airport at the end of your stay.

Got a car? Consider doing a little of both – driving and public transportation. While parking for resort guests is free at all resorts AND parks, it can get pretty congested mid-day and end of night. That being said, I strongly suggest driving if you’re going to close a park (see video link above). The roads and signage are pretty self explanatory but you need a navigator to read the signs. We got lost a few times looking at weenies that peeked up out over park boundaries.

Time in the Parks: Speaking of which, resort guests may get early entrance or later hours in the parks – they’re called Extra Magic Hours. Depending on the weekday or the park, you can get bonus extra fun time! You really do notice the difference when the park opens to the general public, so it’s nice to get in there and get some extra photos, or an early ride or rack up your FastPass on one of your favorite rides, before the place fills up.

Charging to Your Room. I don’t know if this is a plus or a danger but your room key is a muti-purpose tool. It gets you into your room (der!!), into the parks and their charge account. You can buy anything in the World and have it shipped back to your room free of charge, so you’re not hanging onto a Jafar Snow Globe while on Space Mountain. Yeah, shopping can be dangerous, especially if you like tchotchkes.

That’s pretty much the whole monetary reason why to stay on property. There is also the emotional. If you’re on property you’re going to be treated like a god. Okay… you hear horror stories of bad service and things that go wrong, even at Disney, but they really do excel in customer service. If you do come across one grumpy cast member (and you will, don’t be fooled) I can guarantee that you will encounter 6 others who are having an honest-to-Walt magical day. At a chain hotel outside The World, it’s a crap shoot. It’s your gamble.