When I say the item I am selling is “$XXX FIRM” please don’t email me to ask if I’ll sell it for $50 less.

When you ask me to call you, and I do, please try to remember what the hell you’re buying. Asking questions that were answered if you had actually read the post (even with the aid of images) says to me that you’re either a reseller who works a bit too hard or you’re going to kill me when we meet up for the exchange.

Hemming and hawing and generally wasting my time either over the phone or via emails is a waste of everyone’s time.

No. I don’t want to trade what I’m selling for a two stroke “pocket bike” that “has barely ever been run!”

No. I certainly don’t want to trade what I’m selling for a Blackberry Pearl, new in box. Seriously, I’m not a 16yr old girl.

You want my PayPal account? Even when the SCAMS page says I shouldn’t? Oh and you want me to ship to the US? ~TERMINATING.

I use to think that Kijiji and Ebay had lost their souls. I know who sucked it from them.