This is SharkBoy’s side of a conversation with a telemarketer just now. Read all this in ultra monotone:

Hello?

Yes?

Who’s calling?

No. I think you don’t want to talk to us.

We don’t live here.

No. From Montreal. We’re visiting.

And not having a good time.

We hate this city.

Yes.

Terrible time.

I hope things turn around too.

Bye.