Me: I want to have a coolly named profession. Like Aeronaught.
SharkBoy: (blinks) …
Me: Oh! Or Aqualebrity!
SharkBoy: (Fully not listening) …
Me: Or Sesmictarian. Or Sociabrarian. Or Octonaught!
SharkBoy: I want you to shut up.
Me: (deflated) The man. Keeping me down.
4 thoughts on “I Want I Want I Want”
Seismonomer?
I’m with you on this one!
Hornytologisy? I have such a dirty mind.
How about Sexatician?