I tried to rip SharkBoy’s underwear this morning. Not “off”, just rip it so he’d stop wearing gitch with holes in it (godforbidhe’dbeinanaccident!!) We wrassled and screamed like teen girls at a Zack Efron mall appearance.
In the ensuing struggle, my wedding ring flew off. I have lost that much weight.
4 thoughts on “Fat Jewelery”
Me too! I’m so ashamed of my finger fat.
Dude share your secret!!! I need to lose more!
You gots Phat Bling?
I think I was screaming more like a gay at a Gerard Butler naked movie scene