When I read this: Google releases tools to determine if your ISP is throttling your data, I feel like the socially mid-level kid who never bothers anyone who goes apeshit when he sees a schoolyard fight.

It’s interesting to see Google stepping up into the role of a proactive net-neutrality watchdog. As a company that’s banking on the internet eventually being put to use by all of us for everything above the operating system level — applications, data storage and communications — the move makes sense. But rather than push for open, reliable connections in the courts or through legislation, Google is taking the fight to the streets.

You hear that, Rogers? Your ass is grass at recess! Serves you right for pumping up my bill by $20. Kick the fucker, Google! Kick him!

oop! Cheez it! Teacher coming.