A story from our recent camping trip:
We had packed up the car on the last day of camping and said our goodbyes to the three women across from our site, offering up our remaining wood for them to use. We get into the car and start to drive away.
We almost got to the campground’s front gate when SharkBoy remembers the clothesline still hanging between some trees back at the site. How he did an inventory in his head of the car’s contents while he drove to the exit is a mystery to me. But it came to him in a flash and I had to jump out and hike back to our spot. It was quicker than trying to turn the behemoth of a car around and obeying the 3mph speed limit through the trailer park, crawling past glaring tenants who think you’re doing 4mph.
Back at the site, the women are deep in animated conversation and without comment I head straight to the trees to start untying the rope.
I’m considering using my teeth on one particular high up knot, concentrating all my will to get it to release itself and without thought, I fart.
Sometimes the only time you notice a noise is when it stops. I’m not talking about the fart, no. The lesbians had stopped talking abruptly.
Don’t turn around. Keep working that knot. Wind up the rope. Keep your eyes down. Get back to the car…
7 thoughts on “Forgetting Yourself”
haha…dude, you were squeezing your cheeks to tight š
If you had bent over, they steamy-hot air would have poofed out, no one the wiser lol
Ah hell, you were out side…no worries. Iām proud! lol
It would have been fantastic if you had farted, then straightened up real quickly, looking around in a startled/panicky manner then asking the women: ‘what was that?’
Or walking away with your rope in-hand, shaking your head as if you’re ashamed of them for dropping-ass like that in public š hahahaha LMAO
Sorry if I went on a little too much…
“Just a little something to remember me by. Eh heh heh.”
and the other question, how the hell do you quiet a group of lesbyterians! Did you damage any wildlife, snicker snicker…
At last, the answer to one of mankind’s greatest philosophical quandries…
“If a bear farts in the woods…”
Oh so funny buddy. I giggled for ages trying to picture it all lol
The only thing better would have been if it was one of those 20 second farts that just goes “brrrrrrmmmmmrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmpppppffffttttrrrrrrrmmmm… fert”!
Totally funny! And funny you were busted!!!