Oh great TV gods
Who have blessed us this day
With the eye bleedingly huge
HDTV
May we stand in your plasmatic heat
and thank the day you delivered
to us, your humbled and subservient
couch blobs
This heavenly eye that looks into our souls
and gives us the
2008 Olympics
in glorious 1080i (720dpi via CBC)
I thank you, the TV gods
That I am able to
Catch glimpse of the crotch sweat
on the inside thigh
of the Bolivian cyclist
My life for you.
8 thoughts on “A TV Prayer”
don’t shoot your wad until you see the underwater camera in water polo
Your mental but I love ya 🙂
thanks be to plasma, for ever and ever amen.
HD might be responsible for the death of entertainment, I keep noticing how ugly people are now
And the camelest of toes given thine Canadian women’s soccer players.
Amen.
Hilarious!
I don’t really give a crap about the Olympics, yet I too found myself staring in awe at the HD broadcast of the female volleyball.
Mmmmmm ,crotch sweat. Aaaaaaaggh!