A co-worker brought in some Baci chocolate and wrapped around each one was a quote designed to get you horny or romantic or horny for romance or something. As far as I can glean, most think women are malleable objects and men are MEN:

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.” –Socrate (sic)

“When writing of women, the pen should be dipped in a rainbow.” — D. Dederot

“If God had not created woman, he would not have created flowers.” — V Hugo

And my personal fave:

“Only men who are not interested in women are interested in their clothes.” — A France