Me. Subway. 8:04am. Conversation in my head:
Yeah, I think I’ll just PULL OUT MY iPHONE. That’s right Mr 4-Year-Old-Blackberry. THE iPhone. Accept no substitutes. Just flick it on here. Oh yeah! Music! Rock on! Oh what is this? A game you say? Certainly! Wee! High Score! I love the little hippo faces when I pop three in a row! Weee! Oh I love this song!
What’s that? You put away your Blackberry and took out your iPod (classic… zzz)? Two devices? My my my my my my. How behind you are. I’m just going to open my collection of YouTube videos I have and entertain myself –
Looks up and sees own reflection.
Shit. My fly is down.
8 thoughts on “iPretentious”
that GTAIV is cool
(DR just wait a couple of minutes and the game will come with the PS3)
Well, I ain’t givin’ my games away, silly! lol 😉
Sure! can I have your GTAIV too?
Hmmm…stuff is only cool when people don’t think it’s cool. Maybe I should rid of mine…you want it? 😉
Snotty: Ha! “Yeah that’s right buddy! iPhone and PA! Who’s the coolest?!”
You should have cooly taken your dick out and pretended you were taking a pic for an online profile, then zipped up.
“Non-PS3 Owner” – Probably not for long. Ars Technica re-reviewed the PS3 and deemed it “cool”.
But I’m jaded by super-systems: In comparison, my Wii has been powered up longer than my Xbox nearly 4 to 1.
I thought that prick on the subway looked like you.
Signed,
Sean “Blackberry & iPod Classic Owner”
…to Dead Robot “Non-PS3 Owner”
SNAAAAAAP!!
😉
lol