I …mmmmuuuuhhh Turtleneck and jeans!

Sits on hands.

Can’t wait for mmmmuuuuhhhh product!

Fidgets.

Steve Jobs… reality distortion field! Building!

Shifts on bum.

I muuuuhhhhh! Apple Notebook Air! Small! Fills gap between uhhhrrrg iPhone and Notebook. Newton’s bastard son! No optical drive! Docks with iMac!

Eyes roll back.

2nd generation muuuhhhh iPhone! More apps! Get movies from iTunes! More thingys to plug into it. Gurrrahhh! “Hello, eh?” on big screen. iPhone comes to Canadaaarrg!

Head shake.

Hurrrrr! New iMac speeds and even larger huuurrrr monitors!

Sways side to side.

I’ve downloaded RELOAD EVERY for my Firefox! Low work production between noon and 1pm from me!

Update: Already people are complaining about not having a DVD drive. Sheesh! Fun note: Twitter died during the presentation. My Firefox with Reload Every worked fine! Ironically, trends sometimes aren’t the way to go.