Here’s hoping this senseless faux pas kills this washed up dick’s career that has gone on 30 years too long. Sure he’s raised millions for the kids, but like Bob Barker, it’s time for Jerry to recreate the last few scenes of Old Yeller.
“Oh nice laaady with the boom and kablooie yoink!”
BLAMMO!
20 thoughts on “Illiterate Fag”
Tasteless gay slurs are so nigger.
Hey… Avril made wearing a skinny tie really punk. No. Wait… That was Britney Spears. Um… Chrissie Hynde? No. Patti Smith.
Yeah. I’m going with Patti Smith.
You’re right. Neo Retro Punk sucks.
Speaking as someone who enjoyed the occasional whiff of airplane model glue and who still spikes his hair I’d just like to say today’s televised punk is, like today’s goth, sanitized pop music with highlights and an eating disorder thrown in I don’t know maybe some toast and a coffee no I never did see that where what I’m feeling cold… wait, where the fuck am I?
I just thought all those emo’s were kids who didn’t know that goth went out with The Cure. Goth’s don’t age well. You look silly when you’re in your 30’s (or older), have a belly and yet still insist on dying your hair black, wearing white pancake foundation and wearing skin tight black turtlenecks.
Wait, did I just describe KISS?
When Avril Levine claims she’s punk then true punk shrivels up a little more and gets dried out and crumbles at the edges.
At least with emo, they’re dealing with emotions (badly). The punk of today is all about rich privileged kids hating their parents for not letting them use the SUV.
I’m nostalgic about the glue sniffing. We need to get kids to make more models in closed small bedrooms with that skin-binding TESTOR glue. Sometimes the parts just didn’t fit but that was ok… did you hear that?
“Oh nice laaady with the boom and kablooie yoink!â€
Can I use that in conversation with a client today? That’s the funniest line I’ve read in a week, not counting C-Span transcripts.
And when did growing your died black hair over your eyes and cutting your arms up with razors while listening to crappy songs become “more punk than today’s punk?” I’d call it “more stupid than yesterday’s stupid.”
Whatever happened to sniffing glue?
I cannot believe this post turned into a defence of emo’s. Puh-Leeze, if there’s one group on this planet needing to be mocked it’s this generation of eating-disordered, Robert Smith-Wannabe boy-band’s.
damn, sorry for the extended bolding there, DR. jump in and fix that last tag i missed, please.
oh, and concearned (sic) idiot: fuck off.
“i don’t like any female comedians. a woman doing comedy doesn’t offend me, but sets me back a bit. i, as a viewer, have trouble with it. i think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.”
jerry lewis, circa 2000.
“…move that living waterbed out of here.”
jerry lewis, circa 2005, addressing security guards to remove a disabled protester.
“i’m not as fortunate as these cripples… i just can’t half-do anything.”
jerry lewis, circa 1990.
“these people are going to walk out of those chairs and drive home tonight. i bought those chairs for them!”
jerry lewis circa 2005, in a rage, trying to discredit more protesters.
“you don’t want to be pitied for being a cripple in a wheelchair? stay in your house.”
jerry lewis, circa 2001.
“chinese dishes falling on the floor… that’s how chinese name their children, haha!”
jerry lewis, circa 2002, while watching an asian juggler performing with assorted crockery.
and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. he’s always been a disgusting bigot.
You’ve never heard “emo”? You’re so old. I thought it was because of the comedian and his act and hair cut, but apparently it’s from ’emotional hardcore’ according to wikipedia.
See “Panic! At the Disco” or all those bands that dare to actually use somewhat intelligent lyrics.
Emos? I’ve never heard this term before? You mean like Emo Phillips??
I can’t stand it when people say “that’s so gay.” I had to correct someone at work the other day. They were talking about a brother and sister buying a house together and how weird it was and “it was so gay” over and over again. I finally yelled from across the hall “Honey, I know gay and that’s not gay. That’s incest.” I tend to correct people on that one. Bugs me.
I don’t think people would take to kindly to me saying “that’s so nigger” or “that’s so kike.” Apparently “that’s so illiterate faggot” is ok though. I think I’m going to make a point of using that from now on.
You do know that the majority of homosexuals do find that word offensive when uttered as a derogatory slur, like Uncle Jerry did, when coming from purportedly straight people?
Much like when I hear anyone use “That’s so gay!” to describe something lame, useless or disparaging, I refuse to have a part of my personality, my self, degraded to a slur.
Emos are borne of Goths of the 80s. If anything, they’re more punk than today’s punk, by rebelling their emotions against cruddy pop culture. Not sure why you bring them up, but while we’re at it, they dwelve into sexual ambiguity and last time I checked, are offended by being called “fag”.
And what of GLADD using it for publicity? People need to know there’s a gay political watchdog group out there. Someone has to stand up to ignorant behaviour in society.
After a couple years of doing improv comedy, I’ve always maintained that comedy is taboo and pain. In this case, it was wasn’t comedy, it was just stupid and thoughtless, uttered by a tired old fuck that didn’t know what he was saying. If anything, he’s the joke for letting it slip.
people are too fucking prone to cry about anything they possibly can.
where do you think all the emo’s came from? previous generations that were so politically correct they they couldn’t say their own names w/o fear of hurting somebody feelings.
Jerry said “FAG”. big fuckin deal. let the fags get over it. besides GLADD was just using it for publicity. anybody that can’t stand a word being used (even when it’s meant) has no place in society.
grow some skin people!
True. He is from an era of ass-slapping and calling women doll face in earnest.
Old people are old… for the first fifty years of Jerry’s life the commonly held belief was gay men were all Nathan Lane in The Birdcage. The only surprising thing about Jerry — who hasn’t been funny since dumping Dean — is it didn’t happen sooner.
Thing is, Isaih did it twice, negating any forthcoming apology chance he could have had. No, he was the big man, didn’t offer one, flubbed his line again at the awards show and presto, more hot water. So he said he was under stress and drunk – off to rehab! He deserved what he got – a brand new part on a new show. Sheesh.
Jerry Lewis has raised millions in dollars for the kids. He was tired. He was rifting on improv comedy. Yes he was stupid, but he issued an apology within hours. And he raised money for kids. I don’t agree with what he did and my comments stand, but at least he took action and responsibility.
Isaiah Washington calls someone a fag behind the scenes while the camera is off, and there’s a national outcry, he’s fired, and has to go to rehab.
Jerry Lewis does it live on national TV and it doesn’t even make the first page of the Drudge Report. What a strange world.
Butchie, if you were a homo, I’d marry you.
We’d have wieners and beans at the ceremony.
If you’re gonna piss off a bunch of people by saying “fag,” at least make sure the joke is really fucking funny.
It was probably a Buddy Love moment, you know!