Umbrage

Personal Bits

I have issues:

I can have people in the room while I poo, just not when I wipe.

The bathroom sink has to be clean. Really clean.
(Note: after a comment from SharkBoy, I have to add: …before I use it. After I’m done with it, I could care a fig)

No two sound appliances can be on at once.

Plastic hangers.

My HTML code must be indented.

I like things to get dusty, really dusty, before wiping them. I get a twinge of pleasure if I can notice a difference in before and after a good dusting on the TV screen.

I take dreams seriously.

I give orphan socks a chance.

No nose hair. Ever. But my ears can grow to Amazon jungle proportions.

I have to keep my iPhone screen clean in case anyone wants to look at it.

If I don’t drive, I get car narcolepsy.

3 thoughts on “Umbrage

  1. Evil Panda

    I’m any-moving-vehicle narcoleptic if I’m not driving it. Planes, trains, automobiles, etc.

  2. Tabz

    I was just reading your comic and the link is broken to your blog on that page. Just thought you should know šŸ™‚ Great work and I loved this list. I give orphan socks a chance too…. I guess I’m an optimist at heart.

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