As in…?

Distractions

I was getting an email address from a printer over the phone and had to ask her spell out the name:

“A as in Aardvark, B as in Boy, D as in Dog. At. D as in Duck, P as in…”

Long pause. She goes dry. You could physically feel her grope for a word over the phone lines.

“…penis.”

The rest of the conversation between us was punctuated with snorts. Like teens in History class accused of farting.

7 thoughts on “As in…?

  1. cowtown queen

    Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Eck-o, Foxtrot, Gulf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uncle, Viagra, Wyoming, Yankee, Zulu

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