Remember my failed lyrical ode to underwear showering guys? You don’t? Was it that bad?
Anyway, apparently Anderson Cooper scrubs his nether regions while covered in boxer briefs.
But he neeeeds to, you understand. Because he’s a celebrity and those cell phone cameras are everywhere. Especially the shower.
As an update: we’ve encountered yet another underwear shower guy, but this one makes the words “peek a boo” his mantra. He ensures the waistband is purposely, exactly half way down across the crack of his ass. The same with his towel. This is no accident, people, he does this with intent. Like a geisha giving her client a glimpse of the nape of her neck, this guy wanders the locker room with his bum half out at every step of his travels.
5 thoughts on “Who Else Showers in their Gitch?”
[still picturing AC naked]
Men.
Hmm..at our gym in ‘sauga, 9 out 10 just go au-naturel from the locker through the jacuzzi room to the shower with towel on shoulder and back. Its nice! What is odd is the amount of Axe Body spray and the like hosed onto these straight guys after their showers. As a side note…boxer briefs seems to be the hands-down winner for underwear. As for AC showering in his…that would be hot as you can still see his bits in a very erotic way a-la the old wet t-shirt bit. I have always liked the tight bulging jeans look over full on nude. Partner is exact opposite…full on nude and erect is his preferred.
I agree that not putting it all out there in one go is sexy, but this is a gym locker room.
Wandering around with a towel just barely covering your ass is a bit… well… weird. It’s not a bath house.
I actually find that sexier than full-on nudity.