What would good dramatic movie lines be like if they had a fey-like comedic interjection, much like Stephen Stucker’s character, Johnny, from the movie Airplane!

I think it would go something like this… doodley doo doodely doo doodley doo…

300

Leonidas: Spartans! Eat hearty your breakfast! For tonight! We! Dine! In! Hell!
Johnny: Are we going to Olive Garden?!

Babel

Richard: [To other tourists.] You leave, I’ll kill you. I’ll kill you!
Johnny: Oh sister! You couldn’t kill Britney Spears’ career!

Children of Men

Theodore Faron: I can’t really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can’t remember when anyone else did either. Because really, since women stopped being able to have babies, what’s left to hope for?
Johnny: Oh honey, ditch the skirts. I’ll show you life after labia.

Sophie’s Choice

Sophie: When you live a good life, like a saint, and then you die.
Johnny: Oh lord! You sound just like my mother! God rest her glue huffing soul!

Planet of the Apes (1968)

George Taylor: Doctor, I’d like to kiss you goodbye.
Dr. Zira: All right, but you’re so damned ugly.
Johnny: Excuse me Miss 6 O’clock shadow? You’re no prize either.