One of the comment spams my Akismet/Spam Karma combo just caught was entitled “Ass Parade”.
Daydreaming at my desk, I’m seeing streamers and flags coming out of rosy, hairy cheeks as the sun beams down on an excited and happy crowd! Children clamour around the parade barracades, hoping to catch candies tossed from the anuses (anii?) of the strolling foam rubber asses. Gaily coloured butts on trucks float by with a summer laziness as this year’s Ass Queen waves gently to the crowd. Oh and look! Here comes the marching band! Strike up a rousing tune for us! Toot! Toot! Is that Flabby Flat the Ass Clown? The crowd laughs hysterically as Flabby Flat trips over his own dragging bum and spills treats for the kids into the street.
I better get back to work.
4 thoughts on “Now There’s a Mental Image”
That was my comment! Where is it?
Can I ass you something? Butt don’t be afraid to say no!
I’m really bummed with that shitty attempt of a joke…
I hope that there is still a place for the Upside-down Clowns in this Ass Parade. i mean, for decades they have forded the current of joyous frivolity ass-first–it would be a shame to leave them behind now–it would be a skidmark on their pioneering legacy (to use an underwear metaphor).
you seriously have a warped mind..
I think its great!!