Take a look at this Beefcake shot…
Now we all admit to loving looking at ameture cheese porn. Admit it! We love looking at people exposing themselves in more ways than one. We love tearing into these images like a box of Cocopuffs with a diamond ring in it.
Undies shot, check.
Hot bear bod, check.
Hot boots, check.
Under the hot boots… What’s up with that chair? Butch? Old lady??
And finally, the shiny precious throw over the table behind. By this point I’ve moved far past the erotic and well into the “bitter bitchy”.
To be fair, I had this up on my Bear411 profile for a week or two:
…And it wound up being used in a comedic video clip, played at the campground (and possibly for a tv pilot). I was glad someone ‘got’ the joke but the video was showcasing the futility of online profiles, much like what I’m doing here.
The comedy snake eats itself.
6 thoughts on “Deconstructing Online Photos”
HAHAHAHA!
No, Butchie, Andrew before the alleged weight gain was more like a dark haired Billy Gibbons (but like 20 years ago Billy Gibbons – I don’t have to tell YOU who Billy Gibbons is do I) but hot.
That 1st picture of Andrew must have been taken WAY before he gained all the weight.
that looks like a picture of a monkeypope in the background. if so, i’d fuck him.
I love the feather mask photo. People with quirky shit like that up in their profiles intrigue me a lot more than the cockshots, or the pictures that people put up of their pets.
I especially love the shadow reflection in the mirror, very artsy