Yesterday I saw a guy wearing a tee that said: “HUFF MY LYSOL”. Not sure if this was an ad for anything but it made me laugh.
Hours later I saw a 4ft nothing woman on a bike, braving rush hour traffic wearing a tee that said “You should see me dance!”
15 thoughts on “Tees”
the horseman is nearing your place now, and he has that tanker of gravy you ordered.
foolish human, i was the one with the cigar.
Just got a couple Tees for my 3 year old son….as he is the only one to pull them off….
One is “Chick Magnet”, which he pronouces as “Chick Maggot”…always a winner…
Two is “I do my own stunts” and
Three is “Chicks dig my Ride” and below the text is a Big Wheel….
Like I said he is the only one to pull it off….
I think andrew’s very sensitive. Burn him with a lit cigar and he screams “Hail Satan!” like he has actual feelings.
Sorry. Just fell off my seat.
Andrew.
Seeming insensitive.
Fourth horseman cometh.
Just kidding you big lug!
nonsense. things that don’t exist are not capable of intelligence, impaired or otherwise.
this entry reminds me — i saw a t-shirt that would amuse you a while back at, i believe, the goodwill on roncesvalles. it was bright orange, of course, and had something written on it about the special olympics. it was bloody huge though (xxl hot air balloon), and i saw it after you mentioned your diabetes thing, so i didn’t mention it out of fear of seeming insensitive.
It’s a wacky world out there. Once in Munich, I saw a North American (I’ll add the north to be fair) which read “Viagra is for Pussies”
Love the “Cursed” tee!
you _will_ love my t-shirts! http://www.darylvocat.com/propaganda
whee….i’ve become spam. don’t beat me DR!
the quintessential male teesh…ha!
That would be a design nightmare – if the arrow was pointing upward, the alleged location of the place known as “heaven” and the accepted residence of this “God” person, then it would be pointing at Andrew’s chin/head so Andrew, who some may believe to be a god might also be seen as stupid…
I saw a shirt with the arrow pointing down – a stupid dick I suppose.
Andrew’s teesh would point at god.
I would love a teesh that reads:
I’M WITH STUPID
with an arrow I could direct at will depending on where and who I am with….
I wasn’t thinking the other day and went out wearing a T-shirt that Madamerouge bought me in Berlin. It says “I’m a faggot, and that is good” in German and while I was on the Subway some kids (6-9) asked me what it said. I ran and hid.
PS: If you have or can still get a copy of the Weekend Globe and Mail, there is a really inteesting story on a “revolutionary diet” for Type II Diabetics in the Focus section….thought it might be of interest.
I’d like a tee that has really tiny letters written across my ample boobs so you have to get really close to read what it says and when you do it says:
“NOT MATERNAL SO FUCK OFF…”
You should see ME dance.