I invented a new drink this weekend: Zero G. Its Diet Sprite Zero with Gin. None of those pesky carbs like beer!
When you are at a blender party and they have a mist rope in full sunlight, remember to get out of the mist every so often. You’re just mangnafying the UV rays on your scalp. Especially after two 4oz Banana Daquiris.
Again at the blender party, gay men seem to lose certain levels of inhibitions after four 4oz Mudslides. Picnic tables are not rimming benches.
If you are a horrible dancer, expect bitter people to laugh at you.
No matter how hard you try to get people to use the right terminology, some people will still refer to web pages as links.
Blueberries are fantastic fresh.
The stuff inside pupating moth thingies will pop with a sickly ooze when mistakedly squeezed.
The guy you just hired might actually know a hell of a lot more than you.
15 thoughts on “Random Bits”
You get invited to much betterblender parties and all….picnic table “antics” included. I LOVE thise afternoon parties on the water in Provincetown…
And we’re the ones getting reamed.
Ba-zing!
what the fuck is a ‘mist rope’? the phrase reeks of ikea.
mudslides are inevitable when rimming.
Do you mean the Liberals, NDP, Tories …
try telling the dudes in queen’s park that the picnic tables aren’t rimming benches….
I drink infrequently. The Zero Gees were the most evasive drink I could think of. The mudslides were just bad judgement.
Butchie: Sharkboy says he saw chunks. That could be either end.
Dude- did the guy shit or puke in his sleepingbag?
So did you invent the low/no carb (at least in the mix) drink before or after the sugar laden daquiris?
Four ouncers yet – trying to kill your liver while repairing your pancreas – interesting.
From what I can glean, it’s pretty much the same as straight camping. Except the public picnic table rimming.
I do so miss gay camping!
That poor guy at the footwash with his dirty sleeping bag. All I could think of was Spud from Trainspotting.
But man, was this a fun party… It reminded me of those fun fun Sunday afternoon fun at the fun Boat Slip in fun Provincetown… fun…
I switched to water after 2 incredibly strong Iced Drinks… the heat, the sun and the alcohol were a lethal combination… and later on I ran into people and they said they wish they would’ve thought of that… huh??? Instead they had 8, they had 9, they had 10 of the alcoholic bombs, slept for 15 hours, in between the puking and missed the rest of the weekend… I mean, I have gotten drunk before, and it’s never pretty, DR can attest, but I’m up bright and early in the morning, resuming my pool cleaning duty regardless… And I’ve never had to clean my sleeping bag under a foot wash, then wash the foot wash with shampoo to get rid of evidence…
Thanks for theadvice. I will take this into consideration. Especially the rimming.
“Again at the blender party, gay men seem to lose certain levels of inhibitions after four 4oz Mudslides. Picnic tables are not rimming benches.”
Note to self: Bring large can of Lysol on camping trip in August.