A million years ago, when I was shooting with a Nikon Coolpix 300, before the word “megapixel” was used, I helped Jared Mitchell create Skipperworld.com, a collection of his web-novellas. Often noir, sometimes hillarious, always interesting, Jared constructs his stories like a web comic with local celebrities (the gay guy from Canada’s Worst Handyman!) in exotic locales (like Key West for The Sister Season or Niagara Falls for The Wash Out). They’re HTMLicious!

Now he’s got a brand new story on his brand new site: LAW OF THE VAMPIRE, a story of Vampire rights lobbyists in Canada. Someone has their tounge stuck solidly in their cheek…