Yesterday, at the end of my last seminar about heart-healthy eating choices, the Nutritionalist got to the last slide in her PowerPoint presentation and the big screen reverted to her desktop for the entire class to see: a lovely sandy beach with various icons strewn about. Being the nosey parker that I am, I strained to see what programs she was using while the class bombarded her with questions about TransFats.

Suddenly the networking icon burped up a bubble saying the connection was lost. After a moment, the connection was re-established with this message:

“reconnected to “BIG_TITTIES”

I did a double take, but the bubble closed itself. As the Nutritionalist answered question after question, her laptop phased in and out of connectivity flashing “BIG_TITTIES” in the small bubble at the base. Could anyone else see this? I look around. Nope.

I am still questioning what I saw. Why would the Women’s College Hospital have a wireless router called “BIG_TITTIES”?