I’ve always thought that when robots develop their own language, they will truly begin to surpass man. And it looks like my prophetic apocolypse has begun! (from Robot Gossip) These puppies have learned to decide on a “word” for common objects and have started to build their own lexicon of sorts.

Lets face it, English, or any other human language, is just too darned slow and convoluted for robots. Getting them to squeak at each other like fax machines would be far more efficient. And spooky.

Robopuppy (to Robokitten, in a high pitched squeal): We will wear our fleshbag overlords guts as garters by this time tomorrow!

Master: What did you say!?

Robopuppy: I. Need. A. Hug!