Happy Birthday Da!
I know you’re sad that we don’t come around to borrow the car anymore.
And our last visit all Sharkboy and I did was snark at each other in your doorway.
And that you make me happy by hanging that gaudy piece of art in your livingroom that really doesn’t go with the Waterford crystal, but yet it’s hanging up there all proud n’ stuff.
And that I might have chased off that last guy you were “dating” but he was totally not your type. You need a guy who is confident, sure of himself, calm and intelligent. We should clone you so you could date you.
And that you have bailed me out of scrapes and near misses so many times in the past. Remember that time in Kitchener, when I made dinner for that guy who never showed up, my first ever stood up date, and you sat with me and ate it with me and said that this would probably happen again in my lifetime? That was you being a really good parent and friend.
Anyway, it’s your birthday and I’m all happy for you! (guy punch in the arm) Mozeltov!
12 thoughts on “Happy Birthday Da!”
God, I wish I was a man…
DA?????
Single and looking, but am getting tired bending over, and looking under the rugs.
Hi Lex
Thanks for the book!!! I am looking for the cheapest meals and resturants where i can take the kids.
That way they might get a bit of inheritance?????
He is. Sort of. Well yes. I guess. He was after some guy but he got stood up and then he wasn’t after some guy.
Is your da single?
You stay away from my dad!
kisses to your dad.
Lex, you rock…
Everyone should go buy her book right now. I mean it. Go. Shoo.
Dude, send me your Da’s mailing address and I’ll send him a b’day present…that book you told me he’d like.
Dear Da, Greetings and Salutations from the West Coast
Many happy returns of the day, and happy burp’day too! Ted’s lucky to have you, and vice versa. Enjoy your day.
Ted, the other package arrived today. Thank you. *bows*
A very Happy Birthday to big Daddy Healey!