Lazer Anus!

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Lazer Anus! New! It’s Lazer Anus! Zap! Look out! Lazer Anus! Hey Kids! Get your parent’s permission before visiting Lazer Anus! It’s all about the Lazer Anus! Lazer Anus? Why yes! Thank you! Is that the new nano Lazer Anus? I had Lazer Anus but I lost it on the bus. New Lazer Anus in jumbo pack! Lazer Anus 2.0! LOL Lazer Anus!

11 thoughts on “Lazer Anus!”

  1. salvage

    Lazer Anus was in fact a Power Ranger’s villain. While it may shock you to learn that a children’s show would have such an off-colored character you must remember that the show originated in Japan where children learn math by counting the tentacles violating schoolgirl orifices on a very different kind of Sesame Street.

    However when Lazer Anus was set to debut State-side Fox decided to rename the character LazerBlazer and explained that he was in a horrible space industrial accident and that it was impolite to point out that anyone, even a city smashing monster, has an anus with a giant laser sticking out for a face in the “lesson learnt� ending of the episode.

    To this date no action figure has been produced.

    As a footnote the villians “Vaginattica� and “Nipplfur: The Beast of a Trillion Hairy Nipples� were cut.

  4. andrew

    first google hit goes to an anal wart removal site, so your subtle post might be working against you here.

    i’m guessing one of you felt a few too many bumps the last time you rode, or that DR put together the website, considering the spelling on it. oh, and don’t forget to browse through the photo pages….

  7. SharkBoy

    Dear Santa:
    It’s very early in the year, but I know you’re listening… and I don’t want a repeat of last year when I asked for the video iPod but was told that I put in my request too late and all the video iPod were given to other, just as deserving, boys… but please keep me and Lazer Anus top of mind for your next visit albeit in 317 days…
    Thank you,
    SharkBoy

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