Two more have signed on to sail with us on the December cruise! Welcome Evil Panda and Grizz! You’ll be sitting beside me at dinner and licking stingrays in no time at all! The count is now at 7 confirmed! At this rate we’ll need a banquet table.
Yee frikkin HAW!
6 thoughts on “It’s not a Bloat…”
🙁 party pooper
Is it that you hate fun, or that you are FUN and cannot handle other people co=opting you?
hmmmmm
inquring minds need to know 🙂
So… that’s a no?
non-integrated single-species farming also endangers just about every animal species in the area, and extinction is common for the most directly-affected organisms. also, pineapples are host to myriad cross-species fungal and bacterial agents that thrive in plantation settings and commonly jump into new hosts, decimating them with ease since they have no protections against the new attackers (citrus fruit have been heavily hit in this manner, and they are normally very hardy fruits, resulting in either hyperexpensive market fare or affordable, bland, juiceless pulpcrap that can be bred in atypical climes away from infectious spread). and, pineapples taste like shit that’s been allowed to ferment in battery acid and earl grey tea.
cruises are for fun people. i hate fun.
I can imagine andrew on an excursion:
Guide: And here is a typical pineapple plantation…
andrew: …that completely decimated the soil, abused the native community and brought STDs to the island.
Guide: …uh…
me thinks this doth become a gay cruise soon enough! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
now I get to meet all these folks…someone get Andrew to come along…he sounds like an all night of hilarity! Some Jaeger! for me some GIN…and lets party!
CHEERS FOR THE EP and GRIZZ.
Which reminds me to ask the boys from CLE.