While discussing our brought-in lunches with a couple of coworkers today, I notice the logo on the side of my small yogurt cup. That’s… odd. It’s a torso with…boobies? I know that 90% of yogurt eaters are women but I thought it was kind of sexist, sort of. I think. At least the presence of the underside of breasts was saphoric. Maybe.
I point this out to the woman of our group and she says, “Oh you know, yogurt is good for maintaining … you know… hormones … during…”
“Good lord! I’m eating girl yogurt!!”
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Next thing you know your man boobies will just be boobies and you’ll start lactating – fermented yeast and milk. Hope you’re cut.
No wonder I felt menopausal today
That would also be the smelliest beer ever. Mmmmm… LobsterBeer!
or raise your own bread! hmmm, sour dough…
If I were to get a yeast infection, I’d be making the best beer ever!
At least your chances of getting a vagina yeast infection are greatly reduced with the grrrly ‘hurt!