Dhamage and Greg
Starring C3P0 in love with his butch circuit soulmate, B9 (from Lost in Space). Dr Smith (also of Lost in Space) appears as B9’s overprotective mother/creator. Show’s Tag Line: One’s circuits are set to Kooky! The other is Logical! Both are persnickety! We’re doomed!
Sucks to Be Us
Starring Angel‘s David Boreanaz and Transylvania 6-5000‘s Jef Goldblum. College chums at first, David and Jef meet up in bustling NYC after years apart to rent an apartment. Typical dialogue: “I’m a vampire.” “What? That makes me the bad guy?”
Crime Show – BTAPITEWASS
This ain’t your typical CSI rip off (The letters stand for “Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick”). See two disabled upholders of justice become one mean, lean crimefighting machine! Deanne Bray from Sue Thomas, FBEye and Blind Justice‘s Ron Eldard and Howard Jones star. Typical dialoge: “We’re going into a dangerous crack house. Hold my hand!” “What?” “Where are you?” “Wha?” “Did you steal my hair?”
Bradystar Galactica
A family are chased from their homeworld by menacing cyborgs of their own design. One by one, the kids are picked off. In the pilot episode, Starcindy is accused of cracking up her Viper while on patrol and the rest of the gang hold a concert to cover the costs. Musical guests star: Bea Arthur.
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Extreme Makeover Survivor – Baffin Island. All contestants have a facelift and are then abandoned on an island to see if they can survive the recovery and the elements. It could star Joan Rivers as the every sagging host and feature rugged but rather homely contestants – and of course – a few polar bears
Every one of these programs is better than anything on TV right now. I hope Hollywood hires you.