To Whom It May Concern At Your Faceless Corporation, Amazon dot com,

Every other day I put a variant URL of “shop it here.com” in my blocker and every other day a new URL shows up, redirecting back to your site.

You’re a big money making website, getting your little spiders to put your link on private blogs in hopes to drum up business. I’m just a little guy with about 800 visits a month. I pay for my hosting and URL out of my own pocket, I get measly traffic from friends and family and take pride in knowing that whoever visits my site is not bothered by ads. I have tried to stop you but you’re pretty insistant in displaying your link on my small site, so if you want it there, you better be prepared to pay for it.

Whom should I address my invoice to?

Waiting for your prompt reply.

Dead Robot

PS: It took me forever just to find a simple “general comments” form on your site. Getting in contact with your company was like wandering onto the set of Brazil. Your inability to easily accept inquiries makes me think you have something to hide…? A cyberfriend directed me to this number: 1 800 201 7575 I haven’t tried it, yet, as that I suspect its for the US only.