Oh you Americans.

Last night on Categorey 6, Day of Destruction one of the scene intros flashed across the bottom of the screen read: “1400 miles north of Chicago”. Go get out your atlases, writers of this drivel, because that puts you somewhere in Hudson’s Bay, not in Alberta. North West is what you meant?

Team America is a wise, wise film, kids. Go see it.

The CGI of the truck getting the wind prop while driving through the Wind Farm in Texas scene was probably done on a Commadore 64. Ive seen better graphics coming out of my Playstation. First generation Playstation.

C6: DoD was a Day After Tomorrow for people who cant afford the $13 to go to a movie. After seeing DAT, I suggested a drinking game where everytime someone ran into the scene and yelled the hero’s name (“Jack! Your son is on line 2!” or “Jack! More weather…stuff…is happening in NYC!”) you had to take a drink. For C6: DoD, if you took a drink every time Dennehey pushed his glasses up off his head you’d have alcohol poisoning before the show was over. Where the hell did they dig up Dennehey? I think you could see the exoskeleton suit holding him up and making him move, under that ill fitting costume.

Yes I am going to watch the rest on Wednesday.