Im in a stall in Zipper’s washroom. Its country night dancing and some warbly music is blaring out of the sound system. I hear two guys talking outside my door:
Bitter #1: “Uh! Country music!”
Bitter #2: “You know what happens when you play country music backwards…”
Bitter #1: “No, what?”
Bitter #2: “You get your dog back, your house back and your wife back.”

I was trying really hard not to snicker out loud…