I was reading the local gay rag this morning skimming over the hairless boy ads, the perfect body by Pride promises and wondering to myself “what the fuck do I have in common with these people other than my sexual desires?” Suddenly even that was in question when I came across a letter to the editor where the first paragraph described “our community” as being gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, transsexuals, intersexed (WTF?) and queer. The sound you just heard was my “tolerance” snapping. When does this end people? Oh, I get it. We should include every single sexual dysfunctional/deviant group into the gay community because we ourselves have been demanding equality and we’re all about the equality, arent we?

Im bored of this. I moved out of the village two years ago and love living with the straights. Its like being proud of who I am an not having any lazy assed interest group riding on my coat tails.